The alumni went to Poultry Days.
Their hangover left them in haze.
The alumni went 1-6.
But they didn't bite any dicks.
They didn't partake in the all-star game.
Lacking anyone of fame.
Dimitry and JR played some time.
But their turnovers were their greatest crime.
Thank god for Danny, Owen, and Saylor.
They were truly a savior
Pretty much sums it up.